Slimline bubbler for prep market

2015-05-22 12:00:44 | Posted by rebberm Eskin
Slimline bubbler

Slimline Bubblers from Elevate Accessories hit the preppy market

When you visit the Elevate Accessories website, the pictures boast dudes in button downs and chino’s getting high in style.  Their bubblers, clearly marketed for the connoisseur of all things fine, makes you feel as if, if you purchased this bubbler, you might get high on your back porch in some J.Crew loafers, take your golden retriever for a walk in the cool brisk autumn, then hop in your forest green Jeep to pick up your girlfriend for a fine steak dinner.  The tagline on the bubbler page is “Innovation at its finest Finally, wood and glass together! You can stop searching, you’ve found it.”  So encouraging!  How does Elevate Accessories know me so damn well?

I jest, but only because I find it interesting to witness marijuana paraphernalia specifically targeted to the ivy league crowd.  This is the perfect bubbler to accompany you while you summer in Aspen. (I imagine them saying).  Anyway, it’s good news for all potheads, sporty casual or not.  It means that the taboo of marijuana culture is shedding away more and more, and even Abercrombie has to share their private stock of models with an online head shop.  It’s like that great moment at the end of Superbad when the two friends declare their love for one another “I want to shout it from the rooftops!”.  And now, all the preppy dudes I puffed with in high school, who had to keep it under wraps lest they lose their place on the student council and compromise their entry to their school of choice, can finally shout it from the rooftops “I smoke weed and I love it!”

Yet again I digress.  Let’s focus for a moment on the bubbler. I must admit, it’s a beautiful piece with an incredibly unique and classy design.  The wood glass combo is appealing and it will look nice on your shelf, or in your hand.  They offer three different types of wood with distinctly different colors; burl, african blackwood and osage.  Depending on your wood of choice you’ll spend between $200.00 and $230.00 which will even qualify you for free international shipping if you happen to be abroad (did somebody say semester abroad?).

Elevate Accessories are a small business which operates and manufactures domestically and offers big time quality control, customer service and warrantees including a money back guarantee